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Make sure you do it when you're in
there, please.

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Okay, nobody crease their clothes, okay?

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And make sure you sit up straight when
he takes the photo.

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Oh, I don't think it's going to ruin a
photo, babe, if we have a couple of

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creases. Yeah, don't sit down, Flynn.

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Don't sit down, Sammy.

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Like that?

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Yeah, mate.

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I don't really like the bow ties.

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I know.

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I'm not a massive fan of it myself.
Yeah.

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Do you reckon you could...

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ask mum to lose them, or are you too
scared to ask? Because, you know, I

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understand if... Too scared?

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I'm not scared of your mother, mate, no.

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Yeah. If you don't want to wear them,
you know, you don't want to wear them?

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no. All right, no worries. It's too
easy. Great, yeah.

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Watch this. Yeah.

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Sue? What?

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Um, just chatting to Flynn about bow
ties.

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We're not really vibing them. Is it all
right if we don't wear them? Is that OK?

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That's not OK, Glenn.

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They colour connect you to me and Sammy.

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You're wearing them.

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Yeah.

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Did you tell her?

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Huh? Did you tell her? Yeah.

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Yep.

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Thanks for trying, Dad.

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Flynn, I actually, mate, I think they
look good.

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Honestly.

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It's got a bit of a James Bond vibe, you
know what I mean? Yeah. I think she's

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actually picked out bloody good bow
ties.

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Yeah, you look good too, Dad.

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Thanks, mate.

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Yeah.

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You look like a cockhead. Okay.

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That's worse than the velvet bloody
suspenders you wore last year. You look

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you should be judging a spelling bee.
You look like you've been handing out

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lollies at a primary school. If I had a
bloke at work that wore that, I'd be

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ripping it off and saying, hey, mate,
put your nuts in a jar in the bloody

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kitchen and give us your man card back.
It's the disgusting, silky, shiny little

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plastic shit I hate.

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Sometimes when your mother wants to
throw the leg over, she's got this pink,

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silky lingerie number there with a
crutchless area for easy access.

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Do you want me to go and get that to
match?

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Can you promise me you're never going to
say anything that's disgusting again?

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Every year she puts me and Flynn in this
shit, and then she prints it out in a

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massive frame, puts it up on the wall,
and I've got to look at it for the next

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12 months.

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I just don't stand up to her, you know
what I mean? There you go, just to make

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you feel better.

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I just feel like shit because just
before, she shut me down in front of

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right? And I'm just worried he's
starting to see his old man as, I don't

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like a little bit whipped, you know? And
I'll tell you something I've never told

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you before.

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I've never stood up to Susan.

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No, really.

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Haven't you?

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I'm trying to be serious.

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I'm trying to get some help. You want
some real tough chat?

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Yeah, go on.

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Flynn's already a bit of a soft cop.

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He is, isn't he? Yeah.

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But there's still a chance for him.

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You sure?

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Really? What about me?

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Huh?

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You're too far gone.

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But there is one thing you can do.

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You have to stand up to Susan in front
of Flint.

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So he sees me standing on my ground.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Makes sense.

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Okay.

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I'm not going to do it today, but I'll
do it next week. Not next week. Tonight.

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Tonight is the perfect opportunity for
you to say no to this dicky little bow

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tie, right? And then when the portrait
gets printed and put on your wall for

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next 12 months, that is proof.

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to your son that his dad wasn't a little
bitch. Yeah, no, because I'm not a

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little bitch. Like, you know, I'm the
man of the house. Like, I am the man of

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the house.

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Don't get ahead of yourself, mate.

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Oh, yeah, I'll go in there right now.
I'll go, Susan, go fucking F yourself.

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Whoa, that was pretty loud. That was
loud, wasn't it? Yeah, loud enough that

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would have heard that? Yeah, definitely.

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I love your dress, Susan. It's gorgeous.

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Oh, thanks, Kat.

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Yeah, I like it too. I got the boys
matching bow ties.

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So cute. But anyway.

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I've been meaning to ask, have you been
chatting with any guys on the app? I

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have. And?

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Well, it's actually been really nice
chatting and flirting like I'm 16 again.

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Really? Mm -hmm. Oh, that's great, Kev.

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Yeah. There has been one guy, though,
who's a bit, I don't know, full on.

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Hmm? He keeps wanting to meet up.

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Okay, that, I mean, that's...

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Good, right? Isn't that the whole point?
Have yourself a cheeky little affair

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and then you can move on with your life?
Yeah, yeah, I know, but... His name's a

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bit... Oh, it's a bit off.

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What is it?

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Grannyfucker23.

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Oh, my God.

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I wasn't ready for that.

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Oh, yeah.

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He keeps saying he wants to come over
and help me carry my shopping.

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He wants what?

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Yeah, and he wants to come over and
soothe my osteoarthritis and give me a

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rub.

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And that sounds pretty nice, to be fair.
Yeah, well, I don't have

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osteoarthritis, Susan.

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Right. Anyway, the final straw was when
he sent this voicemail.

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He's definitely a serial killer. You
need to block him immediately.

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Yeah, no. I thought so.

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Yeah, look, unfortunately, you are going
to run into these types on the app. But

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it's fine. Just don't give your address
out. It'll all be okay.

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Yep. Mm -hmm.

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Yep.

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Oh, Kerry, you didn't... He asked me. He
asked to snip a hole in your bloomers,

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too. Are you going to let him do that?
Well, I don't know. He asked me for the

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address before all that weird stuff. I
thought that's how this bloody app

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Kerry, you do not give your address out
to randoms on the internet. You meet at

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a cafe.

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I don't know. I'm 60 next year. You
should have told me the rules.

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Okay, Kes, I'm sorry. I should have let
you know. Just don't give your address

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out again, okay?

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Okay.

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And go.

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Hey, can I have a quick word? Yeah,
what?

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Um...

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First thing I want to say, you know,
thank you for organizing the family

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shoot. Mm -hmm. Stop kissing ass and get
on with it. Yeah, Flynn and I, we don't

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want to wear the bow ties.

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Um, you're wearing them.

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But we don't want to.

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No, I know, but... I'm the boss of the
family, and you're my little bitch

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husband.

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No, I'm not. This role play's not
working for me. No, it is. It is. Stay

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Stay in it. Do it again and act like a
man.

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Man?

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Don't give a shit. They don't give a
shit about their consequences. They

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care. They can shoot out their nagging
wife. So go again, be a man, and give it

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some. Okay.

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Come on.

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Okay, Susan.

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Don't shout.

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Susan. Yeah?

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Quick word about these bow ties.

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Oh, sorry, you mean the bow ties that I
spent weeks researching and then got

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custom -tailored for tonight's photo
shoot? Yeah, those bow ties, yeah.

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Why do you have to be like this?

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Do you think it's easy being the mother
of this family?

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What?

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And then you turn around to me and you
nag me about wanting to have sex. You've

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got red dots on the calendar. I am
exhausted, Glenn.

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Yeah, yeah, sorry. Yeah, you're right.
Would you do me a favour?

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For tonight, for once, just wear the bow
ties, please.

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Yeah, of course. Yep, yes.

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Oh, Jesus Christ, it's worse than I
thought.

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I can't watch it.

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He's beyond being wit, mate. Give it up,
Tommy.

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I just... I obviously just don't have
balls like you and the old man.

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Flynn's got no chance.

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You know what?

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Last resort.

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Brave mode.

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What?

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Get smashed.

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What do you mean? Lots of blokes get
their courage back after a thousand

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coldies. So get absolutely polled and
enter brave mode.

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I'm going to get smashed at the family
photo, Tommy. I've got kids, mate.

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Okay, well, keep doing it the way you're
doing it, because that seems to be

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working tip -top. Yeah, well, Susan,
she's not a complete monster. I mean,

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can be a bit hard to reason with, but,
you know, I can talk to her.

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No, I can.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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I was looking for you in drama class
today, but you weren't there.

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Oh, yeah, my mum just got these bow ties
fitted for a family photo, so she took

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it that early.

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OK.

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You were looking for me?

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Oh, yeah, we're doing scene work in
class and we have to pick a partner.

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I was hoping that maybe you'd want to do
a scene with me.

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I mean, it means that we're going to be
spending a lot of time in and outside of

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class together, so have a think, let me
know.

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No stress if not.

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Yes.

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Oh, okay, great. Well, we've actually
chosen a couple of scenes for us.

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But I'll show you now. The first one,
this one's actually really cool. It's a

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funny interview that could really show
off our comedy chops, if that's what

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you're into.

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Yeah. Yeah?

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Sounds good.

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Oh, and the second one here, this is
personally my favourite.

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It's a really fast -paced political
drama.

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Right, yeah, that sounds like my
favourite as well.

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Yeah.

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Um, and the third one... Oh, this one's
kind of boring. It's just a soldier

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being held by a nurse.

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Yeah, that sounds so shit.

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Yeah. No, I know. It's so typical.

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It's just about a suicidal soldier who
suddenly wants to live after being

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by a nurse.

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Actually, that sounds pretty
interesting.

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We should probably have a look at that
one.

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Oh.

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Okay, are you sure? There's not really
much in it, though.

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Yeah. You know, short and sweet, right?
I mean...

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You're the nurse, I'm the soldier,
chucking a kiss.

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Easy kissy peasy.

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Did you just say easy kissy peasy?

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Yeah.

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Well, same partners.

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Yay.

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Okay.

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Start learning lines?

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Yep.

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Oh, no, no. Shit.

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Oh, God.

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We've got a problem.

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What? We've got a really big problem.

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What?

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Grannyfucker23 is here.

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Kerry, you blocked him.

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Did you unblock that creep?

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Well, look, I like the attention, OK?
Don't judge me. It's been a while.

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What if Roger and the boys see? Yeah, I
know. Please go outside and ask him to

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leave. Me?

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Yeah. Yeah, please, I'm begging you.
Because if Roger sees him, it will be

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Fine. Block him. OK, all right, I am.

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Hey.

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Hi. Yeah, you need to leave right now.

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I'm here to meet someone.

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Yeah, she's married.

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Who's that?

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Kerry.

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I'm not here to meet a Kerry. I'm here
to meet T -slut. Yeah, that's Kerry.

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She's married.

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You need to leave before you get her
into trouble.

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Yes. Could you please take your hand off
me?

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Sorry. Thank you.

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I would like to leave, but I can't. Why?

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I'm too revved up.

243
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I'm very excited.

244
00:12:44,130 --> 00:12:44,989
Listen, mate.

245
00:12:44,990 --> 00:12:48,290
You need to leave right now or her
husband is going to kill you.

246
00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:53,730
Okay.

247
00:12:53,870 --> 00:12:54,930
Just do me one favour.

248
00:12:55,150 --> 00:12:56,390
Oh, Jesus. Yes, okay, what?

249
00:12:56,650 --> 00:12:58,790
Please give these to her for me. What
are they?

250
00:12:59,030 --> 00:13:00,030
These are Vickie's.

251
00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:05,620
I was going to feed them to her with
some warm tea because she looks so

252
00:13:06,040 --> 00:13:07,040
She's not that old.

253
00:13:07,560 --> 00:13:11,000
Does she have big swingers? Okay, come
on, let's go. Go, go, go, go.

254
00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:13,680
Hey, Suze. Oh, Jesus Christ, Grandad.
Who's this?

255
00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:15,300
Christ, Grandad.

256
00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:17,080
Sorry.

257
00:13:17,820 --> 00:13:18,599
Who's this?

258
00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:19,600
Who? Your friend.

259
00:13:20,260 --> 00:13:23,820
Oh, this is Granny.

260
00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:27,540
Granny? Your name's Granny?

261
00:13:28,340 --> 00:13:30,260
It's a nickname for Grant.

262
00:13:30,460 --> 00:13:31,480
Oh, Grant.

263
00:13:31,740 --> 00:13:32,740
Oh, you must be the photographer.

264
00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:35,320
Yes. Yes, he's the photographer.

265
00:13:35,680 --> 00:13:38,020
Oh, you're a bit early, mate. We've got
a roast dinner about to happen. Yeah,

266
00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:42,320
Grant is about to leave and come back
later. Oh, bullshit. We've got plenty of

267
00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:43,860
food. You like roast beef, mate?

268
00:13:44,480 --> 00:13:49,500
Yes, I like roast beef. Oh, mate, and my
wife does the best roast spuds you've

269
00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:54,680
ever had in your life. Oh, the big,
juicy, succulent, melt -in -your -mouth,

270
00:13:54,740 --> 00:13:57,570
wet... Why can't you get it in your
mouth?

271
00:13:57,830 --> 00:13:58,689
Suck on them.

272
00:13:58,690 --> 00:14:03,570
Yeah, it's a special recipe. Her great
-nana had it, then her nana had it, and

273
00:14:03,570 --> 00:14:05,650
then Kerry got it. It's gorgeous. You
wait.

274
00:14:06,450 --> 00:14:07,590
So many nanas.

275
00:14:08,290 --> 00:14:10,450
Yeah, we'll stay. Thank you.

276
00:14:10,890 --> 00:14:11,890
Will you?

277
00:14:12,050 --> 00:14:13,050
Yeah.

278
00:14:13,710 --> 00:14:14,770
Really? Come on.

279
00:14:16,810 --> 00:14:17,810
Here we go.

280
00:14:18,890 --> 00:14:22,690
Well, this is where we do all the family
bullshit every year, the photos,

281
00:14:22,890 --> 00:14:24,810
everything, the Christmas tree over
here.

282
00:14:31,780 --> 00:14:33,100
Where's your camera and stuff?

283
00:14:33,700 --> 00:14:36,720
I just shoot it on my phone.

284
00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:37,960
Oh, really?

285
00:14:38,520 --> 00:14:42,200
It's amazing the technology these days,
isn't it? You can get the whole family

286
00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:43,179
on that little phone.

287
00:14:43,180 --> 00:14:44,180
Just need to get through the roast.

288
00:14:44,860 --> 00:14:46,160
He's not staying for a roast.

289
00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:48,120
Yeah,

290
00:14:48,580 --> 00:14:49,279
he is.

291
00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:50,280
Grandad invited him.

292
00:14:51,079 --> 00:14:56,020
Hey, Susan, I've got a quick word. No,
no, no, not now, Glenn. I'm dealing with

293
00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:57,900
a situation with your mum. Just five
minutes, okay?

294
00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:01,280
Um, I have a quick question.

295
00:15:01,520 --> 00:15:02,520
What? What?

296
00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:05,260
What, Glenn? What is so important that I
can't wait five minutes?

297
00:15:06,180 --> 00:15:07,620
Come on, quickly, Glenn. Speak.

298
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,000
Sorry.

299
00:15:16,420 --> 00:15:17,420
There you go.

300
00:15:17,860 --> 00:15:18,860
Brave mode.

301
00:15:20,300 --> 00:15:21,300
Uh -oh.

302
00:15:31,040 --> 00:15:32,040
Okay.

303
00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:33,560
Good, bro. Back in.

304
00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:40,600
You all right? Yeah.

305
00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:46,540
My lip. It's really cold on my lip.
Barely got down to the coaster. Hang on.

306
00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:54,020
I don't even like it. You've got the
last little bit. It doesn't even taste

307
00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:55,020
good.

308
00:15:55,380 --> 00:15:56,560
Can you scald this?

309
00:15:56,820 --> 00:15:59,120
Yeah. How long does it take normally to
scald beer?

310
00:15:59,440 --> 00:16:00,440
Not that long.

311
00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:11,380
Do you want me to have a go with you?

312
00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:12,740
Do you want me to have a go with you?

313
00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:14,419
I'll do one.

314
00:16:14,420 --> 00:16:15,820
You won't be able to scald it. I'll do
one.

315
00:16:17,700 --> 00:16:19,500
I don't think you're going to be able to
scald it, though.

316
00:16:20,140 --> 00:16:21,140
You don't think I will?

317
00:16:21,459 --> 00:16:24,080
No, it's cold, man. It goes straight to
your head.

318
00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:25,520
Ready? Watch this.

319
00:16:33,740 --> 00:16:34,740
Fuck.

320
00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:40,240
Oh, shit.

321
00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:41,720
You want another one?

322
00:16:42,660 --> 00:16:43,660
You want another one?

323
00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:44,940
You didn't get through the first.

324
00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:47,700
Don't touch me like that.

325
00:16:48,020 --> 00:16:49,019
Go on, then, bitch.

326
00:16:49,020 --> 00:16:50,460
Okay, you need to... Huh?

327
00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:52,880
You need to take that. Sorry, should we
have another one?

328
00:16:53,100 --> 00:16:56,000
You need to take 20 % off. Do you want
to finish going mine? No, no, no.

329
00:16:58,620 --> 00:17:01,000
Jesus. Our boys do it. Yeah, okay.

330
00:17:04,859 --> 00:17:06,180
There you go. How's that?

331
00:17:06,420 --> 00:17:07,520
Just want light like that?

332
00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:10,480
Yeah, maybe we could get a model to just
check the light.

333
00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:11,800
Hey.

334
00:17:12,060 --> 00:17:13,619
Maybe your wife could do it.

335
00:17:14,020 --> 00:17:15,160
Oh, too easy.

336
00:17:15,420 --> 00:17:16,358
Hey, hey!

337
00:17:16,359 --> 00:17:17,359
Hey!

338
00:17:17,819 --> 00:17:20,000
Come and be a Glennipus model for the
photographer.

339
00:17:20,569 --> 00:17:22,930
Oh, no, darling. I've got the spuds on,
so I'm busy.

340
00:17:23,130 --> 00:17:24,130
Come on.

341
00:17:25,329 --> 00:17:27,510
There she is.

342
00:17:28,150 --> 00:17:29,150
There she is.

343
00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:32,390
Hello. We haven't met before.

344
00:17:32,850 --> 00:17:34,830
Hey. You look amazing.

345
00:17:35,490 --> 00:17:38,030
She's an old bag, but she's my old bag,
aren't you?

346
00:17:39,230 --> 00:17:40,089
She'll go.

347
00:17:40,090 --> 00:17:41,090
Hey.

348
00:17:41,990 --> 00:17:43,130
I love old bags.

349
00:17:44,610 --> 00:17:47,110
Used to model old bags once upon a time,
didn't you, love?

350
00:17:49,870 --> 00:17:50,870
You have a lovely neck.

351
00:17:53,090 --> 00:17:54,370
Just like a rooster.

352
00:17:54,650 --> 00:17:55,429
Have you got enough?

353
00:17:55,430 --> 00:17:56,850
Yeah, I think that's enough.

354
00:17:57,070 --> 00:17:58,650
Yeah, just a few more. Just a few more.

355
00:17:59,110 --> 00:18:00,950
Could you just lean forward for me?
Okay.

356
00:18:02,230 --> 00:18:03,230
How are you?

357
00:18:04,970 --> 00:18:06,090
This is crazy.

358
00:18:07,370 --> 00:18:10,350
I've got to get a little bit closer to
your face for a light reading.

359
00:18:11,030 --> 00:18:12,310
They have no idea.

360
00:18:12,930 --> 00:18:14,110
And they're right there.

361
00:18:15,290 --> 00:18:17,010
I'm really turned on right now.

362
00:18:17,470 --> 00:18:20,870
Can I just get... A little bit of hair.
Okay, all right, sorry. Roast ready.

363
00:18:21,010 --> 00:18:22,430
Yep, good. Okay, we'll do.

364
00:18:22,670 --> 00:18:24,230
Thank you for that, granny.

365
00:18:28,210 --> 00:18:28,570
Are

366
00:18:28,570 --> 00:18:37,090
you

367
00:18:37,090 --> 00:18:38,090
not eating?

368
00:18:39,190 --> 00:18:41,790
I don't feel like eating dinner tonight,
Susan. Is that all right?

369
00:18:43,210 --> 00:18:46,370
Well, just don't spill your beer on your
shirt. Oh, I wouldn't dare, but babe.

370
00:18:48,010 --> 00:18:49,010
Fucking hell.

371
00:18:50,610 --> 00:18:51,610
Grandma?

372
00:18:53,770 --> 00:18:54,770
Yes,

373
00:18:55,130 --> 00:18:56,130
love?

374
00:18:56,430 --> 00:18:58,210
Why is the photographer's hand on your
leg?

375
00:18:59,550 --> 00:19:05,990
She wishes a young fella would feel her
up.

376
00:19:07,510 --> 00:19:08,510
It's been a while.

377
00:19:08,670 --> 00:19:10,530
She has to play the ivories for a while.

378
00:19:29,820 --> 00:19:31,040
Welcome to Glen's Bar.

379
00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:34,000
Wow. What would you like to buy today,
sir?

380
00:19:36,700 --> 00:19:39,100
Wow, you look good. You look confident.

381
00:19:39,420 --> 00:19:43,000
I feel them, but I'll tell you what,
brave motor works, mate. Yeah, okay. So

382
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,760
what we're going to do, I'm going to
take that one. Huh? I'll take that one.

383
00:19:45,780 --> 00:19:49,940
no, no, I'm drinking it. No, I reckon
that's probably... One more sip, one

384
00:19:49,940 --> 00:19:56,680
sip, and then we can... That's

385
00:19:56,680 --> 00:19:57,680
good, very good.

386
00:19:58,500 --> 00:20:00,080
Okay. Have a drummy.

387
00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:03,080
I'm not eating, mate. I'm drinking. Have
a drummy. It's better for you.

388
00:20:04,180 --> 00:20:07,200
Fuck your drummies, mate. I don't want a
drum. I'm having a good time. I'm

389
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:08,800
having a party, mate. Oh, yeah. Okay.

390
00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:11,100
Do you remember what the plan was?

391
00:20:12,140 --> 00:20:16,300
Have a big night with my brother. Are we
going clubbing? It wasn't that. Do you

392
00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:17,640
remember what the plan was? You got
jeans?

393
00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:22,140
You got jeans and shoes? The plan was
that you've got to be sober enough to go

394
00:20:22,140 --> 00:20:25,410
inside. I love you, mate. I love you
too. You've got to be sober enough.

395
00:20:25,730 --> 00:20:28,170
I don't tell you how much I like you
because you're my bro.

396
00:20:28,950 --> 00:20:32,710
Oi, I'm telling you something, fucker,
and I'm telling you I like you and

397
00:20:32,710 --> 00:20:33,710
not even listening to me.

398
00:20:34,810 --> 00:20:35,810
Stop.

399
00:20:37,050 --> 00:20:38,050
Stop. Stop.

400
00:20:39,070 --> 00:20:40,070
Listen,

401
00:20:41,030 --> 00:20:44,030
you've got to be sober enough to walk in
there and tell Susan who's boss, but

402
00:20:44,030 --> 00:20:45,530
you can't be so drunk you're going to
shit yourself.

403
00:20:46,220 --> 00:20:50,180
That make sense? Yeah. If I shit myself,
Susan's going to lick it out of my ass.

404
00:20:50,260 --> 00:20:53,300
She's not going to lick it out of your
ass. Yes, she is. No, she's not. Well,

405
00:20:53,300 --> 00:20:54,300
something, something here.

406
00:20:54,360 --> 00:20:55,360
You're like this.

407
00:20:55,900 --> 00:20:56,900
Is that Dad's rum?

408
00:20:57,140 --> 00:20:58,140
OP, baby.

409
00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:00,680
Ooh.

410
00:21:01,220 --> 00:21:07,240
OK. Have you drunk this? No, I haven't,
but neither should you, so let's... Ah,

411
00:21:07,260 --> 00:21:08,780
OK, good. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

412
00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:12,260
Very good. Give it to me. Just getting
started on it. Give it to me.

413
00:21:12,460 --> 00:21:14,360
I'm going inside. You're coming in in
two minutes.

414
00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:15,509
Fuck.

415
00:21:15,510 --> 00:21:18,090
Fucking deer, dog. They're coming in in
two minutes, yeah?

416
00:21:19,030 --> 00:21:22,170
How long are you coming in? Two minutes.
Two minutes you're coming in for

417
00:21:22,170 --> 00:21:23,170
photos, yeah?

418
00:21:36,430 --> 00:21:37,850
OK, I'm just flipping it a bit, OK?

419
00:21:38,350 --> 00:21:39,450
Mum, it's fine. Mum,

420
00:21:40,210 --> 00:21:41,610
it's OK. It's fine. Thank you.

421
00:21:41,890 --> 00:21:44,530
OK, everyone, can we have a bit of
shush, bit of shush, please? I just need

422
00:21:44,530 --> 00:21:47,050
concentrate for a second. OK, Grandad,
if you could just go and stand behind

423
00:21:47,050 --> 00:21:48,050
Grandma there.

424
00:21:48,210 --> 00:21:51,510
Thanks for changing your shirt, by the
way. Appreciate that. Flynn, just over

425
00:21:51,510 --> 00:21:52,509
here by your sister.

426
00:21:52,510 --> 00:21:54,750
Thank you. Quick, quick, quick, quick,
quick. All right.

427
00:21:55,590 --> 00:21:57,950
Tommy, yeah, great. If you could just go
around the back. Where's Glenn?

428
00:21:59,830 --> 00:22:04,350
Where's Glenn? He's on the way in. OK,
well, when he gets back, we're ready to

429
00:22:04,350 --> 00:22:05,350
shoot, so...

430
00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:08,280
Where's the photographer?

431
00:22:08,460 --> 00:22:10,040
He went to the toilet like ages ago.

432
00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:14,040
Oh, Jesus. Okay, I'll go get him, but
nobody move. Just hold your position.

433
00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:54,040
You tend to be a photographer.

434
00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:56,180
You take one photo, you fuck off.

435
00:22:57,360 --> 00:22:58,560
Let me keep one.

436
00:22:58,940 --> 00:23:02,240
One, please. Just a little one. A little
souvenir. Just for me.

437
00:23:04,420 --> 00:23:05,420
Give me the knickers.

438
00:23:29,610 --> 00:23:33,170
Get this over with, and we can all
forget today ever happened.

439
00:23:34,150 --> 00:23:35,950
Oh, Jesus, Tommy, where is Glenn?

440
00:23:36,810 --> 00:23:41,350
I don't hear... I told you, he... Don't
talk to my fucking brother like that.

441
00:23:45,950 --> 00:23:47,310
Fuck, he's just mad.

442
00:23:47,990 --> 00:23:48,969
Isn't she?

443
00:23:48,970 --> 00:23:49,970
Shut up!

444
00:23:51,030 --> 00:23:52,030
Leave him alone!

445
00:23:52,670 --> 00:23:57,370
Sammy? What are we doing? Is this where
I am, darling? You happy with this spot?

446
00:23:57,980 --> 00:23:59,780
Is the bow tie how you saw it?

447
00:24:03,420 --> 00:24:04,780
Dad, you all right?

448
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:06,600
Quick update, by the way, Zeus.

449
00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:10,760
I think you're going to be driving home
tonight because me and Tommy necked

450
00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:15,420
about 14 fucking long necks out the
back. So, Tommy, thank you, sir.

451
00:24:15,700 --> 00:24:19,760
I didn't... Brave mode, baby. It had
nothing to do with... I'll be drinking

452
00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:20,760
we get home, too.

453
00:24:21,060 --> 00:24:22,880
If I can open the spirits, bubs.

454
00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:26,180
If I can leave it. All right, I'm going
to go and get a towel.

455
00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:27,660
No, sit down.

456
00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:28,799
Nobody move.

457
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:33,200
We are getting this photo. Grant, throw
a towel over. They're just over there on

458
00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:34,200
the sideboard, love.

459
00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:36,040
Give us a kiss.

460
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:38,200
Give us a kiss, you stupid brat.

461
00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:39,600
Fuck off.

462
00:24:40,360 --> 00:24:41,360
Thanks, mate.

463
00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:49,160
Are those my wife's special underpants?
Are those your crotchless easy access

464
00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:51,880
underpants? I can explain.

465
00:24:52,910 --> 00:24:57,850
You better explain pretty bloody quick,
mate. Fucking smash him, Dad. Okay, all

466
00:24:57,850 --> 00:25:00,090
right. He put himself.

467
00:25:01,350 --> 00:25:04,190
Yes, and he was very embarrassed, and so
I gave him a pair of mine.

468
00:25:04,550 --> 00:25:06,030
What do you mean you gave him yours?

469
00:25:06,250 --> 00:25:09,210
He's a man, for Christ's sake. Me too,
Dad. Fuck yeah.

470
00:25:09,990 --> 00:25:11,370
Just shit yourself, mate.

471
00:25:12,830 --> 00:25:14,590
The roast was pretty rich.

472
00:25:16,990 --> 00:25:19,710
Nothing wrong with my bloody roast,
mate. There's something wrong with your

473
00:25:19,770 --> 00:25:23,190
All right, can everyone just calm down?
Susan, calm the fuck down. The

474
00:25:23,190 --> 00:25:26,330
photographer's going to take the photo
and everyone's going to go home.

475
00:25:27,850 --> 00:25:31,770
Sorry to barge in, guys. I've been
knocking for a little while. I'm here

476
00:25:31,770 --> 00:25:32,770
Turner family photo.

477
00:25:37,370 --> 00:25:38,370
I can explain.

478
00:26:02,780 --> 00:26:05,040
Oh, shit!

479
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:06,640
Oh, shit!

480
00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:09,780
Oh, shit!

481
00:26:10,060 --> 00:26:11,940
Oh, shit!

482
00:26:40,530 --> 00:26:43,170
That was a fucking good night.